Guilty or Not Guilty? (Game)

Not Guilty -- But there are times I taste a grape in the store before I but the bag....

Ladies.. Have you ever faked an orgasm????

ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NOT!!!!!!!!

Testing grapes isn't stealing...is it?

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QUOTE (TallBigMan @ November 9, 2008, 07:41)

miss pudlmom, i think you've mixed up your threads. 

i'll start again:  have you ever gone to a benefit event just for free food?

Guilty as charged..... sneeked into a few years ago just for the fun of it.....

Have you ever switched sales labels in the store?

Guilty as charged, celtic...apologize profusely.

And I would never consider switching sales labels, that's cheating.  HOWEVER, I HAVE been known to go through an entire shelf of items to find one that has a lower price attached....I figure that's fair...their bad, right?

Have you ever put something you want in a store somewhere where it's not likely to be found, in the store, just so you can go back later and buy it without someone else snatching it? 

QUOTE (celticbee @ November 9, 2008, 10:59)

yes, i think i have...guilty as charged

have you ever faked an accent with a total stranger, just for the hell of it?

Can't say I have Celtic... would not be very good at it ......

Have you ever drank someones drink and filled it with water to make them think it wasn't touched....

Nope, not guilty, but before my son was inducted into the Marines we allowed him to have his best friends over to have a "Spodey" party.  He thought he was pouring pure vodka in the tub, but it had been cut considerably with water.  After all the other stuff was in there I don't think they could taste the difference.  We monitored/chaparoned the group closely and took everybody's keys at the door.  We could have gotten arrested, I suppose, for contributing/serving alcohol to minors, but I figured, if he was old enough to fire a gun and be sent in harm's way, he was old enough to bend an elbow with his buds first.  No one left drunk, though some of them acted like it...I think drunk can sometimes be mentally generated if you THINK you're drinking hard.  We never told any of them the mix was really cut drastically, I only told my son in the last few years, when we were reminiscing about it, and we both had a good laugh!  

Do you know what a "Spodey" party is, and have you been to one?  (double question, I know, I'm sorry) 

not guilty on both counts. 

have you ever masturbated at work?

Got to say not guilty on that one.... thought about it but just never did...

Left a dime tip when the service was just that bad?

i've done worse...i've left no tip at all.  pretty raunchy eh. 

have you ever made your own clothing?

Guilty, but it's been a LOOOOOOOOOONGGGGGG time...I used to think I hated sewing, but have been tempted to take it up again in the form of quilting. 

Have you ever walked on grass if a sign said to keep off?

yes, i'm sure i'm guilty of that. 

have you ever totally sailed through a red light, not paying attention at all, and got through by the grace of god?

Guilty, more than once...I'm such a ditz sometimes...

Have you ever left a burning bag of manure/dog poop on someone's doorstep?

Not Guilty on burning bag..... But if you say just a bag than .... no comment.....

Ever fall asleep while driving and wake up just in time to avoid something bad about to happen....

no, i have a "vigilence" or "alertness" gene that does not ever switch off unless i know i am safe and in a place that is safe.  i am incapable of sleeping on planes, for example, because i want to see where i'm crashing.  and sleeping in a car while driving---unthinkable. 

have you ever thrown food into someone's face? 

I don't remember ever throwing food, but I did throw a half-full glass of beer in a guys face once...he deserved it, as he was trying to steal it and was being a real ass!!!  But then he slapped me, so I back-handed him and sent him flying across the dance floor...so of course I'm the one that got kicked out.  I was much younger then and impulsive, and it's the only time I've ever even been close to being directly involved in a bar fight.  So does that make me guilty?

Have you ever been ejected from a public place?

not guilty, but i was once told, on a dance floor, to "go get a room". 

have you ever tried to sweet-talk your way out of a traffic ticket?

GUILTY!!
Each and every time I have been pulled over for speeding! LOL!..ohh..and let my cleavage do some of the talking-duh!

Have you ever purchased a really expensive dress/outfit to wear to an event and taken it back after wearing it?

Not guilty, though there was one I wore to my 20th high school reunion that I WISH I had taken back BEFORE I wore it....oh, well....

Have you ever worn something you didn't realize until later was see-through?

not guilty....but one time, at a dance, i was wearing a light pink georgette shell under a transparent black poncho-type thing, and when i got a glimpse of myself in the mirror, realized that it kinda looked like skin underneath.  it was embarrassing. 

have you ever been the giver of, or receiver of, such a hard thrust that the woman's ass falls off the edge of the bed???

Not guilty, I think....I'm pretty sure I'd remember that....

Have you ever fallen backwards in your chair while having phone sex?

not guilty! 

have you ever been flipped off while driving?

guilty--and I've flipped a few off, too, not to mention telling one driver and his passenger to "eat s**t and die" when they were trying to mess with me while they were driving in lane next to me, then left them in my dust, the jerks.

Have you ever told someone something like that?

guilty, unfortunately

have you ever got on the wrong bus?

Guilty, once in high school on a rooter bus (i.e., a buncha kids bussed to a football game), for which I got called into the vice principal's office because he thought I'd gotten a ride home in my boyfriend's car, and once almost got on the tour bus to Universal Studios in Anaheim when I was supposed to be going to see the Queen Mary and the Spruce Goose...but that time I got off in time. 

Have you ever made fun of someone that didn't deserve it and couldn't help whatever was the issue?

not guilty

have u ever bought a ticket for a movie, saw it and then snuck into another theatre for a double header

Guilty as homemade sin! 

have you ever had your hair look so weird that you washed it all over again? 

LMAO.. Yes!

Have you ever done something and 5 mins later hugely regretted it?