1) Do not try to convince me that you are young enough or old enough for me. –To the older men: Rather than say “I am 50 years young” just simply say “I am 50”… I cannot stand the phrase “[…] years young.” –To the younger men: Do not tell me “I am a very mature 29.” If you are mature, then you do not need to tell me. As the saying goes, “the proof is in the pudding,” and your personality should attest to your maturity.

2) Rather than trying to describe yourself, send me a pic of your face instead. I never request pics of your genitals because, well let’s be perfectly honest here, if there is no interest in your face then the rest is moot. I do not need to hear about how “fit” or “good-looking” you claim to be. First of all, looks are subjective, and secondly, I am not a shallow or superficial person. A few of my main interests in men are; personality, sense of humor, intellect, maturity, compassion/empathy, and thoughtfulness. As for your looks, as long as you are clean and well groomed, that is all I ask.

3) I have no interest in and no time for cyber sex, phone sex, or erotica, so please refrain from attempting to solicit any of those from me.

4) Don’t ask me for a nude pic of myself. I have legitimate reasons for not wanting pics like that posted already and if that is the only thing that interests you then there is no point in continuing with communication. I want to physically meet men, not exchange pics.

5) Want to impress me and/or attract my attention? The best way to do that is to show me that you possess more of a vocabulary than just “nice tits” or “I wanna […] you.” Come on guys!  I need mental stimulation as much as I need physical stimulation!!